Drunk stories. .?

Ignacio Imbier: when i was like 22 i went with my husband to a family party. The ladies don't drink but i did and i got **** faced. I went out to the car to smoke a cig. I was so drunk i laid down on the front seat to smoke. when i was done i got out of the car and got all spun around. The houses all looked the same. so i went to the house i thought was where i was and the front door was locked so i went around to the side to the side gate to go in the back yard. well i broke in the gate and went around back to get in the house. The yard was dark and quiet. I tried the back door and it was locked i peeked in the window and saw the neighbors in their underwear watching TV. I left and found the the right house. can't believe they didn't hear me stumbling around their yard. lmao...Show more

Elvin Mannheimer: Because I don't have to work tomorrow :-) At least, not unless something breaks down and I have to go in, but for the moment, I'm off.

Gaston Edgcomb: i we! nt into a convinent store and took a 2l bottle of soda and drank it rit there. :Phorrible

Ronnie Sardi: ****** angry!!!

Troy Monsivais: Because i don't have to work :)

Brock Anwar: I know you're not really sick, but Its Sunday! The traditional day of rest. Your boss probably isn't even there. Just take the day off and go boating or something.

Kaylee Schmittou: I once got drunk and wrote "f*ck you" in my economics teachers yard in diesel. He didn't know it until the following spring when the grass was brown in that area and I felt bad cuz I ended up with a B.

Inell Riesgo: you know what happens when you call in sick when you are not sick.. you usually get caught.. it happens because the boss ( who probably isnt even there ) is out boating or at the beach, or the mall, or in a restaurant.. he'll look over to the next table to borrow the salt, and it will be you, who is supposed to be home sick... it never fails, there are 10! million places to go in the world, and your boss will be at! the same place as you.... count on it..... if you want sunday off, just ask for sunday off......Show more

Hans Sachetti: I have already legitimately booked tomorrow off. I have no need to call in sick.

Kaley Lappas: Oh boy...last night lol....I threw my bra out of the window and went after it....xDI don't remember too many lol...I think you know why...

Hobert Dula: I love to tell this story....It was spring break of 2007. I had just got home from boston and went straight to a massive field party. Now my brother and friends were the hosts of this party, so when i arrived i found all of our old bands musical equipment set up on stage and hooked up to a generator, two kegs, and a personal fifth of Jim Bean. Needless to say I was looking forward to the rest of the night.So the night began, we played a few sets, i drank and got a little buzz going and decided to sit the next set out and go and socialize a little.Well my friend Brian only had a little 1! 5W amp and wanted to use my half stack, so I was like sure. So I was walking and talking and sipping whiskey, when i heard it, or didnt for that matter. i noticed Brians Guitar drop out mid-phrase. I looked up frolm where i was sitting and could already see the members of the band on stage gathering around my amp to figure out what had happened. I watched light heartedly waiting for them to figure it out. When they motioned me over.I took a look at it, all the lights were working, but the speakers werent pushing any air. I played with it a little and admitted that i was stumped. So we called my dad the electrical engineer and asked him what was up. He came and looked at it, looked over at the generator went and checked something and walked back with a grim look on his face. The generator had reved up, dropping the voltage and raising the amperage to compensate. (at least i think that is what he said.) it had fried the main amp on my half stack. My beloved guitar amp had pas! sed on. And that is when the night got really interesting. i didnt blam! e anyone for the amps death. But now that I wouldnt be playing music, I had no reason to hold bakc on the drinking. in fact, i decided to just go all out. My memory gets a little hazy here but here is what apparently happened.I finished off the remainder of the Jim Beam in about two hours. then started on Keg stands. i did 12. technically. by the last 3 i was taking the keg, then going to the bushes and puking, then coming back for another. apparently the kegs gave out. (I dont recall). But anyway the next day i awoke wrapped up on a bench by the stage instead of in my tent. And boy were there stories. the first was from a few old friends that had left the party. They say they were driving through the field and all of a sudden i just jumped up in front of the truck. Apparently i had just been laying in the middle of the field away from the party. Anyway they said i went back to the rest of the party and that was the last they saw of me.from the way the people that stayed at! the part tell it, i didnt go down till the very end. i grabbed a blanket from my tent and wore it most of the night around my shoulders like a cape. I dubed it my drunk blanket, and said it would hit the ground where ever i did. (so even as a stupid drunk, im smart enough to keep warm.) There was also this kid that said i was determined to beat the crap out of him the night before and had spent a long time chasing him. I remembered the guy and chasing him, but in my memory I remebered it all being a joke. Like I was never going to actually hurt the guy, but he responded to me when i was playing around with him, then when i faked a lunge he ran, and I ran after. I remember it as good fun, but he was worried i would still be mad when i woke up. From what i can remember all my anger was faked. but apparently I dont pretend well when im drunk. And then there was the next day. When wrapped completely in my blanket on my bench I heard people start calling my name trying to find ! where i had ended up. i motioned to some one then fell back asleep. The! n I heard people talking about someone being across the river. and i fell back asleep. When I finally did get up, painfully i might add, one other friend was still asleep. When he woke up he asked how i had gotten across the river last night. I told him i hadnt. Turns out he half heard both the conversations I had, and in his hungover slumber combined them into the same conversation. thinking they had been looking for me and found me on the other side of the river. According to him, he would not have been surprised if I had wadded through the water, or just appeared on the other side of the river unsure of how i had got there.Would i do it all again? Hells yea....Show more

Marhta Teahan: I feel like I knew I was going to lose for a while

Rebbecca Sorkin: My best drunk story is when I didn't drink alcohol and didn't get drunk

Jude Kennelly: No; it means that I no longer am required to flee when an intruder breaks into my house.That I can use whatever force ! is necessary to protect myself and family.

Josefine Weekey: Where the man sit...the women is suppose to sit as well.

Demetrius Coaster: Funny

Kizzy Hett: My best friend and I went to the local bar after work. Hadn't eaten all day. Lot's of our other co workers were there. The guys kept buying us double margaritas. My best friend ended up making out with our ugly little boss right in front of everyone we worked with. He looked like Michael Scott on The Office, only shorter. I got sick and walked out to get some air. I threw up in the parking lot and found her car, got in locked the doors and laid down in the back seat. Some fugly guy who worked in Shipping and Receiving came up and stared at me through the windows. The next day he told everyone that I had sex with him. I went back and socked him in the stomach and made him confess that I hadn't . My best friend ended up quiting because the boss fell in love with her....Show more

Josefine Weekey: D! oes that mean his throne is situated in the bathroom?

Providencia! Serpe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI

Cody Petrulis: because its sunday tomorrow

Randal Deyarmond: me and my boyfriend were drunk and he made me suck his you know what and i ended up swallowing the ***... euwww horrible taste!

Salvatore Walls: Hmm can't memba most of em...

Tyrone Disanti: I can't, I have the day off.

Torrie Weissenbach: didn't realise we were playingbut then again, i am drinking......again

Jene Licausi: because I really need the money and there is a crap load of work to do at my job

Emile Okafor: Was walking from the bar with friends, had to pee and no bathroom was open so I went in an alley and peed (Im a girl). Needless to say I dropped my phone in my pee stream and "wiped" with my hand. LOL that is what being too drunk does to you- then I went right on drinking haha

Annabell Bevier: i feel bad but just hide it and shake the winners hand, there will always be other games.

Lyndon Mattas: i'! m 14 srry

Virgilio Echter: When I was little me and my cousins used to sit around and wait until our grandpa got drunk. See, whenever he got drunk he would give out a bunch of money. We'd wait for a couple hours but it was worth it.

Marvella Benward: My mom got waisted then ran around yelling "SAVE THE LITTLE MAN IN THE CARIBBEAN!"

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Derrick Smsith: No it means he feels more homely in kitchen .

Agustina Stimmel: I once started singing out loud to songs that i don't even know the lyrics to. I was mumbling the tone of the song pretending i knew what the hell i was doing.